Sunday, October 23, 2005

 

Changing light bulbs

After the first "How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb," there came a veritable river of "how many ..." jokes.
How many he-men does it take ...?
How many Jewish mothers does it take ...?
How many psychiatrists ...?
How many preservationists ...?
How many bureaucrats ...?
This is your chance to tell the world your favorite "how many ..." joke.
Please don't use one that has as punchline "... and the rest to savor the experience."
And nothing that you wouldn't tell your very proper grandma or minister, please.
Please feel free to supply the punchline to any of the above, too.

Comments:
Jewish mothers don't change light bulbs. "No, it's all right. Go on and have fun and leave me here in the dark. Really, it's all right."
Sherlee Goldblum
Phoenix, Arizona
 
Only one psychiatrist -- but that light bulb must really want to be changed.
George Evglarn, MD
Chattanooga, Tenn.
 
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