Wednesday, March 02, 2005


Kids, just skip this one

Bing Crosby and Phil Harris were on tour in Scotland and they went on an overnight expedition, grouse hunting or fishing or something.
In the dark, they spied a factory with lights all ablaze. Looking closer, they saw it was a distillery.
Crosby said to Harris, "Well, Phil, it looks as if that place is making it faster than you can drink it."
"Maybe so," rasped Harris, "but you notice I got 'em working nights."

It's been a little while since I thought about Phil Harris, he was a great comedian.
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