Wednesday, March 02, 2005
Hoot, mon
According to the hysterical records, bagpipes were invented by the Irish, who gave them to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't seen the joke yet.
In Scotland, the definition of "a gentleman" is "someone who can play the bagpipes -- and doesn't."
Why do bagpipers march so fast? Trying to get away from that noise.
In Scotland, the definition of "a gentleman" is "someone who can play the bagpipes -- and doesn't."
Why do bagpipers march so fast? Trying to get away from that noise.
