Monday, February 07, 2005
In Fayetteville, Tennessee, a tow truck driver tells this story. "I went to the scene of a rear-ender collision on the highway leading to Huntsville. A farmer heading home had turned off the highway but his pickup got smacked in the rear.by a car. I got there just in time to hear the Highway Patrol officer ask, 'Zeke, did you signal your turn?' Zeke answered, 'Wull, whyfore I gotta signal? Heck, I been turning there for 23 years!'"