Tuesday, February 08, 2005

 

Take two jokes and call me ...

Going to the doctor to learn of the lab results, the man is told by his doctor, "I've got bad news and worse news."
The man collapses on the chair, and says, "Well, start with the bad news."
Doctor: "The lab results tell me you have 24 hours to live."
The man is nearly prostrate now. "My heavens! What could be worse than that?"
Doctor: "I should have told you yesterday."


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