Sunday, January 30, 2005

 

Pollster

The man from the Trotter Poll approached the farmhouse, knocked, and was greeted by the farmer's wife.
"Madam, I'm conducting a poll to learn the political leanings of people. May I ask the politics of everyone in this home?"
The lady thought a moment, than answered, "Well, my mother-in-law is a Republican, my father-in-law is a Democrat, I'm a Libertarian, my husband's a Green."
She thought another moment, and continued, "The baby's wet, the cow's dry, and the dog's a Socialist."
The pollster, busy scribbling, was taken a bit aback.
"Uh, ma'am, I understand about your in-laws, and your being a Libertarian, and your husband's being a Green. And I think it's kinda funny about the baby's being wet and the cow dry, but what do you mean your dog's a Socialist?"
"Oh, I mean he doesn't do anything all day but sit around and howl."


Comments:
You know the worst thing about political jokes?
They too often get elected!
L.S.
 
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