Sunday, January 30, 2005

 

Nu's on first?

So the rabbi and the priest were going into the Golden Dragon Chinese Buffet and the priest says, "Sure, and we've got Catholics in China, too. Are there any Jews there?"
Rabbi Goldstein paused at the entrance and, looking at Father O'Kelly, said, "I don't know. Maybe I can ask the waiter."
So they sat down and when the waiter came over to take their drink orders, the rabbi asked, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"
The waiter bowed apologetically and answered, "I not know. I ask cookie. He know evlything."
When the two diners had got their plates and returned to the table, the waiter came back with their tea and told them, "Cookie say there are olange juice, apple juice, and tomato juice, but no Chinese Jews."


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