Sunday, January 30, 2005

 

Comparisons

Father O'Kelly and Rabbi Goldstein are friends and enjoy bickering about the merits of their respective religions, each knowing his was superior and trying constantly to impress that fact upon the other.
At their weekly lunching together, they've entered Golden Coral restaurant, each claiming his religion is more widespread than the other's.
"Sure, now," said the priest, "an' we've got good Catholics in just about every country in the world."
"Nu," said the rabbi, "and ve haf landsmen in every country in the world, too ... except maybe some particularly vociferous Arab countries."
"Oh, yeah?" countered the father. "How about in Antarctica?"
"What? You think 'Iceberg' is a Presbyterian name?"


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